Chapter Six. Lights and Shadows

The Story of a Bad Boy

by Thomas Bailey Aldrich

The first shadow that fell upon me in my new home was caused by
the return of my parents to New Orleans. Their visit was cut short by
business which required my father's presence in Natchez, where he was
establishing a branch of the bankinghouse. When they had gone, a
sense of loneliness such as I had never dreamed of filled my young
breast. I crept away to the stable, and, throwing my arms about
Gypsy's neck, sobbed aloud. She too had come from the sunny South,
and was now a stranger in a strange land.

The little mare seemed to realize our situation, and gave me all
the sympathy I could ask, repeatedly rubbing her soft nose over my
face and lapping up my salt tears with evident relish.

When night came, I felt still more lonesome. My grandfather sat
in his arm-chair the greater part of the evening, reading the
Rivermouth Bamacle, the local newspaper. There was no gas in those
days, and the Captain read by the aid of a small block-tin lamp,
which he held in one hand. I observed that he had a habit of dropping
off into a doze every three or four minutes, and I forgot my
homesickness at intervals in watching him. Two or three times, to my
vast amusement, he scorched the edges of the newspaper with the wick
of the lamp; and at about half past eight o'clock I had the
satisfactions am sorry to confess it was a satisfaction-of seeing the
Rivermouth Barnacle in flames.

My grandfather leisurely extinguished the fire with his hands,
and Miss Abigail, who sat near a low table, knitting by the light of
an astral lamp, did not even look up. She was quite used to this
catastrophe.

There was little or no conversation during the evening. In fact,
I do not remember that anyone spoke at all, excepting once, when the
Captain remarked, in a meditative manner, that my parents "must have
reached New York by this time"; at which supposition I nearly
strangled myself in attempting to intercept a sob.

The monotonous "click click" of Miss Abigail's needles made me
nervous after a while, and finally drove me out of the sitting-room
into the kitchen, where Kitty caused me to laugh by saying Miss
Abigail thought that what I needed was "a good dose of hot-drops," a
remedy she was forever ready to administer in all emergencies. If a
boy broke his leg, or lost his mother, I believe Miss Abigail would
have given him hot-drops.

Kitty laid herself out to be entertaining. She told me several
funny Irish stories, and described some of the odd people living in
the town; but, in the midst of her comicalities, the tears would
involuntarily ooze out of my eyes, though I was not a lad much
addicted to weeping. Then Kitty would put her arms around me, and
tell me not to mind it-that it wasn't as if I had been left alone in
a foreign land with no one to care for me, like a poor girl whom she
had once known. I brightened up before long, and told Kitty all about
the Typhoon and the old seaman, whose name I tried in vain to recall,
and was obliged to fall back on plain Sailor Ben.

I was glad when ten o'clock came, the bedtime for young folks,
and old folks too, at the Nutter House. Alone in the hallchamber I
had my cry out, once for all, moistening the pillow to such an extent
that I was obliged to turn it over to find a dry spot to go to sleep
on.

My grandfather wisely concluded to put me to school at once. If
I had been permitted to go mooning about the house and stables, I
should have kept my discontent alive for months. The next morning,
accordingly, he took me by the hand, and we set forth for the
academy, which was located at the farther end of the town.

The Temple School was a two-story brick building, standing in
the centre of a great square piece of land, surrounded by a high
picket fence. There were three or four sickly trees, but no grass, in
this enclosure, which had been worn smooth and hard by the tread of
multitudinous feet. I noticed here and there small holes scooped in
the ground, indicating that it was the season for marbles. A better
playground for baseball couldn't have been devised.

On reaching the schoolhouse door, the Captain inquired for Mr.
Grimshaw. The boy who answered our knock ushered us into a side-room,
and in a few minutes-during which my eye took in forty-two caps hung
on forty-two wooden pegs-Mr. Grimshaw made his appearance. He was a
slender man, with white, fragile hands, and eyes that glanced half a
dozen different ways at once-a habit probably acquired from watching
the boys.

After a brief consultation, my grandfather patted me on the head
and left me in charge of this gentleman, who seated himself in front
of me and proceeded to sound the depth, or, more properly speaking,
the shallowness, of my attainments. I suspect my historical
information rather startled him. I recollect I gave him to understand
that Richard III was the last king of England.

This ordeal over, Mr. Grimshaw rose and bade me follow him. A
door opened, and I stood in the blaze of forty-two pairs of upturned
eyes. I was a cool hand for my age, but I lacked the boldness to face
this battery without wincing. In a sort of dazed way I stumbled after
Mr. Grimshaw down a narrow aisle between two rows of desks, and shyly
took the seat pointed out to me.

The faint buzz that had floated over the school-room at our
entrance died away, and the interrupted lessons were resumed. By
degrees I recovered my coolness, and ventured to look around me.

The owners of the forty-two caps were seated at small green
desks like the one assigned to me. The desks were arranged in six
rows, with spaces between just wide enough to prevent the boys'
whispering. A blackboard set into the wall extended clear across the
end of the room; on a raised platform near the door stood the
master's table; and directly in front of this was a recitation-bench
capable of seating fifteen or twenty pupils. A pair of globes,
tattooed with dragons and winged horses, occupied a shelf between two
windows, which were so high from the floor that nothing but a giraffe
could have looked out of them.

Having possessed myself of these details, I scrutinized my new
acquaintances with unconcealed curiosity, instinctively selecting my
friends and picking out my enemies-and in only two cases did I
mistake my man.

A sallow boy with bright red hair, sitting in the fourth row,
shook his fist at me furtively several times during the morning. I
had a presentiment I should have trouble with that boy some day-a
presentiment subsequently realized.

On my left was a chubby little fellow with a great many freckles
(this was Pepper Whitcomb), who made some mysterious motions to me. I
didn't understand them, but, as they were clearly of a pacific
nature, I winked my eye at him. This appeared to be satisfactory, for
he then went on with his studies. At recess he gave me the core of
his apple, though there were several applicants for it.

Presently a boy in a loose olive-green jacket with two rows of
brass buttons held up a folded paper behind his slate, intimating
that it was intended for me. The paper was passed skillfully from
desk to desk until it reached my hands. On opening the scrap, I found
that it contained a small piece of molasses candy in an extremely
humid state. This was certainly kind. I nodded my acknowledgments and
hastily slipped the delicacy into my mouth. In a second I felt my
tongue grow red-hot with cayenne pepper.

My face must have assumed a comical expression, for the boy in
the olive-green jacket gave an hysterical laugh, for which he was
instantly punished by Mr. Grimshaw. I swallowed the fiery candy,
though it brought the water to my eyes, and managed to look so
unconcerned that I was the only pupil in the form who escaped
questioning as to the cause of Marden's misdemeanor. C. Marden was
his name.

Nothing else occurred that morning to interrupt the exercises,
excepting that a boy in the reading class threw us all into
convulsions by calling Absalom A-bol'-som "Abolsom, O my son
Abolsom!" I laughed as loud as anyone, but I am not so sure that I
shouldn't have pronounced it Abolsom myself.

At recess several of the scholars came to my desk and shook
hands with me, Mr. Grimshaw having previously introduced me to Phil
Adams, charging him to see that I got into no trouble. My new
acquaintances suggested that we should go to the playground. We were
no sooner out-of-doors than the boy with the red hair thrust his way
through the crowd and placed himself at my side.

'I say, youngster, if you're comin' to this school you've got to
toe the mark."

I didn't see any mark to toe, and didn't understand what be
meant; but I replied politely, that, if it was the custom of the
school, I should be happy to toe the mark, if he would point it out
to me.

"I don't want any of your sarse," said the boy, scowling.

"Look here, Conwayl" cried a clear voice from the other side of
the playground. "You let young Bailey alone. He's a stranger here,
and might be afraid of you, and thrash you. Why do you always throw
yourself in the way of getting thrashed?"

I turned to the speaker, who by this time had reached the spot
where we stood. Conway slunk off, favoring me with a parting scowl of
defiance. I gave my hand to the boy who had befriended me - his name
was Jack Harris-and thanked him for his good-will.

"I tell you what it is, Bailey," he said, returning my pressure
good-naturedly, "you'll have to fight Conway before the quarter ends,
or you'll have no rest. That fellow is always hankering after a
licking, and of course you'll give him one by and by; but what's the
use of hurrying up an unpleasant job? Let's have some baseball. By
the way, Bailey, you were a good kid not to let on to Grimshaw about
the candy. Charley Marden would have caught it twice as heavy. He's
sorry he played the joke on you, and told me to tell you so. Hallo,
Blake! Where are the bats?"

This was addressed to a handsome, frank-looking lad of about my
own age, who was engaged just then in cutting his initials on the
bark of a tree near the schoolhouse. Blake shut up his penknife and
went off to get the bats.

During the game which ensued I made the acquaintance of Charley
Marden, Binny Wallace, Pepper Whitcomb, Harry Blake, and Fred
Langdon. These boys, none of them more than a year or two older than
I (Binny Wallace was younger), were ever after my chosen comrades.
Phil Adams and Jack Harris were considerably our seniors, and, though
they always treated us "kids" very kindly, they generally went with
another set. Of course, before long I knew all the Temple boys more
or less intimately, but the five I have named were my constant
companions.

My first day at the Temple Grammar School was on the whole
satisfactory. I had made several warm friends and only two permanent
enemies-Conway and his echo, Seth Rodgers; for these two always went
together like a deranged stomach and a headache.

Before the end of the week I had my studies well in hand. I was
a little ashamed at finding myself at the foot of the various
classes, and secretly determined to deserve promotion. The school was
an admirable one. I might make this part of my story more
entertaining by picturing Mr. Grimshaw as a tyrant with a red nose
and a large stick; but unfortunately for the purposes of sensational
narrative, Mr. Grimshaw was a quiet, kindhearted gentleman. Though a
rigid disciplinarian, he had a keen sense of justice, was a good
reader of character, and the boys respected him. There were two other
teachers-a French tutor and a writing-master, who visited the school
twice a week. On Wednesdays and Saturdays we were dismissed at noon,
and these half-holidays were the brightest epochs of my existence.

Daily contact with boys who had not been brought up as gently as
I worked an immediate, and, in some respects, a beneficial change in
my character. I had the nonsense taken out of me, as the saying
is-some of the nonsense, at least. I became more manly and
self-reliant. I discovered that the world was not created exclusively
on my account. In New Orleans I labored under the delusion that it
was. Having neither brother nor sister to give up to at home, and
being, moreover, the largest pupil at school there, my will had
seldom been opposed. At Rivermouth matters were different, and I was
not long in adapting myself to the altered circumstances. Of course I
got many severe rubs, often unconsciously given; but I bad the sense
to see that I was all the better for them.

My social relations with my new schoolfellows were the
pleasantest possible. There was always some exciting excursion on
foot-a ramble through the pine woods, a visit to the Devil's Pulpit,
a high cliff in the neighborhood-or a surreptitious low on the river,
involving an exploration of a group of diminutive islands, upon one
of which we pitched a tent and played we were the Spanish sailors who
got wrecked there years ago. But the endless pine forest that skirted
the town was our favorite haunt. There was a great green pond hidden
somewhere in its depths, inhabited by a monstrous colony of turtles.
Harry Blake, who had an eccentric passion for carving his name on
everything, never let a captured turtle slip through his fingers
without leaving his mark engraved on its shell. He must have lettered
about two thousand from first to last. We used to call them Harry
Blake's sheep.

These turtles were of a discontented and migratory turn of mind,
and we frequently encountered two or three of them on the cross-roads
several miles from their ancestral mud. Unspeakable was our delight
whenever we discovered one soberly walking off with Harry Blake's
initials! I've no doubt there are, at this moment, fat ancient
turtles wandering about that gummy woodland with H.B. neatly cut on
their venerable backs.

It soon became a custom among my playmates to make our barn
their rendezvous. Gypsy proved a strong attraction. Captain Nutter
bought me a little two-wheeled cart, which she drew quite nicely,
after kicking out the dasher and breaking the shafts once or twice.
With our lunch-baskets and fishing-tackle stowed away under the seat,
we used to start off early in the afternoon for the sea-shore, where
there were countless marvels in the shape of shells, mosses, and
kelp. Gypsy enjoyed the sport as keenly as any of us, even going so
far, one day, as to trot down the beach into the sea where we were
bathing. As she took the cart with her, our provisions were not much
improved. I shall never forget how squash-pie tastes after being
soused in the Atlantic Ocean. Soda-crackers dipped in salt water are
palatable, but not squash-pie.

There was a good deal of wet weather during those first six
weeks at Rivermouth, and we set ourselves at work to find some indoor
amusement for our half-holidays. It was all very well for Amadis de
Gaul and Don Quixote not to mind the rain; they had iron overcoats,
and were not, from all we can learn, subject to croup and the
guidance of their grandfathers. Our case was different.

"Now, boys, what shall we do?" I asked, addressing a thoughtful
conclave of seven, assembled in our barn one dismal rainy
afternoon.

"Let's have a theatre," suggested Binny Wallace.

The very thing! But where? The loft of the stable was ready to
burst with hay provided for Gypsy, but the long room over the
carriage-house was unoccupied. The place of all places! My managerial
eye saw at a glance its capabilities for a theatre. I had been to the
play a great many times in New Orleans, and was wise in matters
pertaining to the drama. So here, in due time, was set up some
extraordinary scenery of my own painting. The curtain, I recollect,
though it worked smoothly enough on other occasions, invariably
hitched during the performances; and it often required the united
energies of the Prince of Denmark, the King, and the Grave-digger,
with an occasional band from "the fair Ophelia" (Pepper Whitcomb in a
low-necked dress), to hoist that bit of green cambric.

The theatre, however, was a success, as far as it went. I
retired from the business with no fewer than fifteen hundred pins,
after deducting the headless, the pointless, and the crooked pins
with which our doorkeeper frequently got "stuck." From first to last
we took in a great deal of this counterfeit money. The price of
admission to the "Rivermouth Theatre" was twenty pins. I played all
the principal parts myself-not that I was a finer actor than the
other boys, but because I owned the establishment.

At the tenth representation, my dramatic career was brought to a
close by an unfortunate circumstance. We were playing the drama of
"William Tell, the Hero of Switzerland." Of course I was William
Tell, in spite of Fred Langdon, who wanted to act that character
himself. I wouldn't let him, so he withdrew from the company, taking
the only bow and arrow we had. I made a cross-bow out of a piece of
whalebone, and did very well without him. We had reached that
exciting scene where Gessler, the Austrian tyrant, commands Tell to
shoot the apple from his son's head. Pepper Whitcomb, who played all
the juvenile and women parts, was my son. To guard against mischance,
a piece of pasteboard was fastened by a handkerchief over the upper
portion of Whitcomb's face, while. the arrow to be used was sewed up
in a strip of flannel. I was a capital marksman, and the big apple,
only two yards distant, turned its russet cheek fairly towards me.

I can see poor little Pepper now, as he stood without flinching,
waiting for me to perform my great feat. I raised the crossbow amid
the breathless silence of the crowded audience consisting of seven
boys and three girls, exclusive of Kitty Collins, who insisted on
paying her way in with a clothes-pin. I raised the cross-bow, I
repeat. Twang! went the whipcord; but, alas! instead of hitting the
apple, the arrow flew right into Pepper Whitcomb's mouth, which
happened to be open at the time, and destroyed my aim.

I shall never be able to banish that awful moment from my
memory. Pepper's roar, expressive of astonishment, indignation, and
pain, is still ringing in my cars. I looked upon him as a corpse,
and, glancing not far into the dreary future, pictured myself led
forth to execution in the presence of the very same spectators then
assembled.

Luckily poor Pepper was not seriously hurt; but Grandfather
Nutter, appearing in the midst of the confusion (attracted by the
howls of young Tell), issued an injunction against all theatricals
thereafter, and the place was closed; not, however, without a
farewell speech from me, in which I said that this would have been
the proudest moment of my life if I hadn't hit Pepper Whitcomb in the
mouth. Whereupon the audience (assisted, I am glad to state, by
Pepper) cried "Hear! Hear!" I then attributed the accident to Pepper
himself, whose mouth, being open at the instant I fired, acted upon
the arrow much after the fashion of a whirlpool, and drew in the
fatal shaft. I was about to explain bow a comparatively small
maelstrom could suck in the largest ship, when the curtain fell of
its own accord, amid the shouts of the audience.

This was my last appearance on any stage. It was some time,
though, before I heard the end of the William Tell business.
Malicious little boys who had not been allowed to buy tickets to my
theatre used to cry out after me in the street,

"'Who killed Cock Robin?'

'I,' said the sparrer,

'With my bow and arrer,

I killed Cock Robini"'

The sarcasm of this verse was more than I could stand. And it
made Pepper Whitcomb pretty mad to be called Cock Robin, I can tell
you!

So the days glided on, with fewer clouds and more sunshine than
fall to the lot of most boys. Conway was certainly a cloud. Within
school-bounds he seldom ventured to be aggressive; but whenever we
met about town he never failed to brush against me, or pull my cap
over my eyes, or drive me distracted by inquiring after my family in
New Orleans, always alluding to them as highly respectable colored
people.

Jack Harris was right when he said Conway would give me no rest
until I fought him. I felt it was ordained ages before our birth that
we should meet on this planet and fight. With the view of not running
counter to destiny, I quietly prepared myself for the impending
conflict. The scene of my dramatic triumphs was turned into a
gymnasium for this purpose, though I did not openly avow the fact to
the boys. By persistently standing on my head, raising heavy weights,
and going hand over hand up a ladder, I developed my muscle until my
little body was as tough as a hickory knot and as supple as tripe. I
also took occasional lessons in the noble art of self-defence, under
the tuition of Phil Adams.

I brooded over the matter until the idea of fighting Conway
became a part of me. I fought him in imagination during school-hours;
I dreamed of fighting with him at night, when he would suddenly
expand into a giant twelve feet high, and then as suddenly shrink
into a pygmy so small that I couldn't hit him. In this latter shape
he would get into my hair, or pop into my waistcoat-pocket, treating
me with as little ceremony as the Liliputians showed Captain Lemuel
Gulliver - all of which was not pleasant, to be sure. On the whole,
Conway was a cloud.

And then I had a cloud at home. It was not Grandfather Nutter,
nor Miss Abigail, nor Kitty Collins, though they all helped to
compose it. It was a vague, funereal, impalpable something which no
amount of gymnastic training would enable me to knock over. It was
Sunday. If ever I have a boy to bring up in the way he should go, I
intend to make Sunday a cheerful day to him. Sunday was not a
cheerful day at the Nutter House. You shall judge for yourself.

It is Sunday morning. I should premise by saying that the deep
gloom which has settled over everything set in like a heavy fog early
on Saturday evening.

At seven o'clock my grandfather comes smilelessly downstairs. He
is dressed in black, and looks as if be had lost all his friends
during the night. Miss Abigail, also in black, looks as if she were
prepared to bury them, and not indisposed to enjoy the ceremony. Even
Kitty Collins has caught the contagious gloom, as I perceive when she
brings in the coffee-um-a solemn and sculpturesque urn at any time,
but monumental now-and sets it down in front of Miss Abigail. Miss
Abigail gazes at the urn as if it held the ashes of her ancestors,
instead of a generous quantity of fine old Java coffee. The meal
progresses in silence.

Our parlor is by no means thrown open every day. It is open this
June morning, and is pervaded by a strong smell of centretable. The
furniture of the room, and the little China ornaments on the
mantel-piece, have a constrained, unfamiliar look. My grandfather
sits in a mahogany chair, reading a large Bible covered with green
baize. Miss Abigail occupies one end of the sofa, and has her hands
crossed stiffly in her lap. I sit in the comer, crushed. Robinson
Crusoe and Gil Blas are in close confinement. Baron Trenck, who
managed to escape from the fortress of Clatz, can't for the life of
him get out of our sittingroom closet. Even the Rivermouth Barnacle
is suppressed until Monday. Genial converse, harmless books, smiles,
lightsome hearts, all are banished. If I want to read anything, I can
read Baxter's Saints' Rest. I would die first. So I sit there kicking
my heels, thinking about New Orleans, and watching a morbid
blue-bottle fly that attempts to commit suicide by butting his head
against the window-pane. Listen!-no, yes-it is-it is the robins
singing in the garden-the grateful, joyous robins singing away like
mad, just as if it wasn't Sunday. Their audacity tickles me.

My grandfather looks up, and inquires in a sepulchral voice if I
am ready for Sabbath school. It is time to go. I like the Sabbath
school; there are bright young faces there, at all events. When I get
out into the sunshine alone, I draw a long breath; I would turn a
somersault up against Neighbor Penhallow's newly painted fence if I
hadn't my best trousers on, so glad am I to escape from the
oppressive atmosphere of the Nutter House.

Sabbath school over, I go to meeting, joining my grandfather,
who doesn't appear to be any relation to me this day, and Miss
Abigail, in the porch. Our minister holds out very little hope to any
of us of being saved. Convinced that I am a lost creature, in common
with the human family, I return home behind my guardians at a snail's
pace. We have a dead cold dinner. I saw it laid out yesterday.

There is a long interval between this repast and the second
service, and a still longer interval between the beginning and the
end of that service; for the Rev. Wibird Hawkins's sermons are none
of the shortest, whatever else they may be.

After meeting, my grandfather and I take a walk. We visit
appropriately enough-a neighboring graveyard. I am by this time in a
condition of mind to become a willing inmate of the place. The usual
evening prayer-meeting is postponed for some reason. At half past
eight I go to bed.

This is the way Sunday was observed in the Nutter House, and
pretty generally throughout the town, twenty years ago.1 People who
were prosperous and natural and happy on Saturday became the most
rueful of human beings in the brief space of twelve hours. I don't
think there was any hypocrisy in this. It was merely the old Puritan
austerity cropping out once a week. Many of these people were pure
Christians every day in the seven-excepting the seventh. Then they
were decorous and solemn to the verge of moroseness. I should not
like to be misunderstood on this point. Sunday is a blessed day, and
therefore it should not be made a gloomy one. It is the Lord's day,
and I do believe that cheerful hearts and faces are not unpleasant in
His sight.

"O day of rest! How beautiful, how fair,

How welcome to the weary and the old!

Day of the Lord! and truce to earthly cares!

Day of the Lord, as all our days should be!

Ah, why will man by his austerities

Shut out the blessed sunshine and the light,

And make of thee a dungeon of despair!"

1 About 1850.